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BBW~Curvy~and funny as HELL
Age 49 From Palestine, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a single Mom with 2 kids. They are a hoot, love them to death. I am disabled due to back injuries. And it does slow me down at times, but doesn't stop me from being hilarious, and having a positive outlook on life. I love to play card games with friends, go camping( yep, I'm a redneck country girl.) I taught my kids how to shoot and am teaching them to hunt and fish. Love to ride 4 wheelers, and motorcycles. Take a back road and see where it leads, sit around a bonfire while someone plays the guitar. Or just hang out at the lake, take the kids for a swim, and just enjoy the day.

YES, I'm a big girl. I'm proud of who I am and if that bothers you, then your loss. I have to admit, my pet peeves are men who drink, do drugs, or have no direction in life. I get high on life!

I'm educated and can keep up wits with just about anyone, well anyone who has wits. I'm sarcastic, no really, yes really.
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
The bitch who takes care of business
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Shy
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Computers, Cooking, Family, Photography, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
A bonfire with friends and food
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I've always wanted to fly in a Cessna airplane or go in a helicopter. I've never been off the ground :)
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
Is to be happy and settled down with the guy I want to spend the rest of my life with. A life in the country.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Situation Comedies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Blues, Country, Pop, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Romance, Supernatural, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
hmm... the last fun thing I did was go on a Ghost Hunt...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Empathy, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Me, I look at if they have credit. Not for my personal gain, but if they have good credit, to me, it shows they are responsible. Also shows integrity. I look for a sense of humor. I look for how they treat their family and friends. I look for how they look at me.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Committed
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